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Welfare

1. The word that makes me want to become a libertarian whenever I hear it. 2. The program that the lazy, selfish, fat, trashy, stupid, loud, brain dead, annoying kids at my school who refuse to do anything more than be the janitor at Walmart for the rest of their meaningless lives live off.
1. Fat trashy cunt in the hallway: "I gonna have more babies because the govament is gonna give me more Welfare monies".

What I think when I hear this: "That fat cunt should thank me for having a brain, working hard, going to college, getting a job, and having part of my hard earned salary go to her and her seven children."
by ppirate9876 September 20, 2010
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Welfare Kids

A term I coined personally during my time playing Call of Duty: Black Ops. (Aka: Christmas Kids.)

This is a derogatory term used to express hatred towards split-screeners during online multi-player. As most COD gamers are aware, split-screeners are usually horrible and do more harm than good in any game type.

The meaning behind "Welfare Kids" is that the majority of split-screeners (some, not all) cannot afford their own PS3 or XBOX, so therefore in order to enjoy the COD experience, they play on their friend's console in split-screen. Its highly ironic though in some situations that the second player does better than the first player.

I, personally, have yet to play a round in TDM (etc) where a Welfare Kid has been on top at the end of a match. (One exception, college buddies of mine in FL were playing in the others dorm room and were split-screen playing, in which case they both did considerably well since they usually kick @$$ solo.)
by Bad_Karma_218 March 28, 2011
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Welfare

Poor, Cheap, Jewish, Lacking of Funds, Laptop doesn't charge, Sucks in general
1- Chad Reed is SO welfare!
2- Why so?
1- His laptop always has to be plugged into the charger
2- WOW WELFARE!
by Antman yo August 26, 2009
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welfare

farewell to work you job havin bitches!
The day that Drew got on welfare he said "farewell to work and responsibility! Hello to the good life!"
by King Z December 11, 2008
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welfare

A person too lazy to work that get's assistance. Even sadder when there's 2 parents in the household that don't work and they get welfare and live in section 8 gubmint housing.

When a mama has 5 + kids to stay on welfare.
Why my parents on welfare?
by cherly Fogarty April 26, 2010
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welfare

(n.) 1. Current state of health. 2. What poor people get, and why they have new Nike shoes every day.
"Having Welfare is sweet!" "The welfare of the company depends on these inflatable TV dinners!"
by Razukin December 1, 2002
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Welfare

The government's continued effort at dry fucking the working people and picking their pockets to pamper those who think that work is overrated.
I should get a job, but I'd rather surf the net all day. Let some other sucker go to work; I'll just get a welfare cheque.
by Amadeus38 April 18, 2012
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