Couch Warming

A silly American adaptation of the customary house warming, where one lures his or her (mostly her) friends over with tasty delicacies and alcohol in hopes that they become inebriated as much as possible in order to break in the couch they happen to be sitting on...

Did you go to Michelle and Gino's Couch warming last night????

Yah.. I did. But it was weird Michelle seemed more concerned that I wasn't drinking my wine and that I was sitting on one pert of the couch for too long...

by Pharohgq June 24, 2015

Warm Handoff

When you use the toilet so soon after someone else, that you get a comfortably warm seat.

It gets so cold in the winter here you look forward to that morning warm handoff.

by Beezlebuub May 19, 2017

Warm Springs

A funky looking place where the Meth is strong. Located on the indian reservation of Oregon.

Dude stop acting like a meth head from Warm Springs

by Walka my flaka April 7, 2019

warm it up

Get ready to get some.

Girl, you betta' warm that shit up, cuz imma be over in 20 minutes.

by Noelle January 22, 2004

warm it up

1. to engage it sexuall activity.
2. to make something warmer as in a microwave.

1. "When you go over to her house make sure you warm it up"
2. "My rice is much too cold. It would be best to warm it up."

by buddy k June 18, 2007

house warming

Often confused with your gas company's winter policy, a true house warming involves a bunch of lunatics turning up and destroying your home. All in the name of celebrating the fact you moved from one street to another. Think of it as A to B to partE. There will no doubt be plenty of that too.

Any roads named Heath tend to have the best ones. Because fucking legends live there.

Damn, we warmed that house so good, even Nelly couldn't handle it.
That Heath Road house warming was the best night of my life

by heathroadraves October 1, 2014

global warming

Shit that penguins don't need.

Global warming is so sad for its impact on the South Pole.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018