Walmart Internet

Internet that is sub par or Shitty as the kids say. Your internet will probably not be working when you're trying to watch internet porn or play the newest installment of Call of Duty.

Guy 1: Hey Fuckin hurry your ass up and get in our game
Guy 2: Sorry my internet sucks
Guy 1: THATS CUZ YOU HAVE WALMART INTERNET

by Killzonebear September 24, 2014

A Walmart Surprise

When someone shoves a frozen sausage up your

ass while licking it at the same time in a Walmart bathroom

Hey Jimbo open wide I'm about to give a Walmart Surprise.

by Niggaz in my butthole May 15, 2020

walmart ass

A woman with a shelf like rear end known to shop at walmart.

That lady a walmart ass so big she has to go through doors sideways.

by jagger kripps best friend October 11, 2014

Walmart Rider

An insult used to describe incompetent people who take the scooters at Walmart cause they're too lazy to walk. This term is typically used in a normal setting to call someone overweight or very lazy. (or both)

Person A: That Sky chick is a Walmart rider
Person B: I know, I wish she would actually be more helpful

by Chica8759 March 26, 2022

WalMart Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I cant hit this guy he is laggy so much he must have a WalMart Connection

by CANINE February 19, 2008

Walmart Wifi

A term used to describe slow or shit wifi. Compared with Walmart because Walmart is crap just like your shitty wifi

"My wifi is so slow today. I hate having walmart wifi"

by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald May 27, 2016

Walmart P.M.

A tired/droopy/exhausted feeling experienced right when one walks into WalMart.

Person A - I can't sleep, i'm going to go to WalMart.

Person B - Ahh WalMart P.M.
Gotcha.

by brandt77 February 11, 2008