by Snipplez June 09, 2020
An insult used to describe incompetent people who take the scooters at Walmart cause they're too lazy to walk. This term is typically used in a normal setting to call someone overweight or very lazy. (or both)
Person A: That Sky chick is a Walmart rider
Person B: I know, I wish she would actually be more helpful
Person B: I know, I wish she would actually be more helpful
by Chica8759 March 27, 2022
by jagger kripps best friend October 12, 2014
A run at a steady gentle pace around Walmart (or another large store) before buying/looking at items in the store, typically done in a herd of more than 5.
Group of friends: *Starts trying on clothes and wandering around Walmart*
Jack: “Hey assholes, we didn’t do our Walmart Lap yet, put that shit down and start running!”
Jack: “Hey assholes, we didn’t do our Walmart Lap yet, put that shit down and start running!”
by Hammer27 May 11, 2023
A internet connection that is very laggy
by CANINE February 19, 2008
by brandt77 February 12, 2008
A term used to describe slow or shit wifi. Compared with Walmart because Walmart is crap just like your shitty wifi
by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald April 27, 2016