Shrek Wallace

A shrek wallace is an individual who constantly bends the truth and compulsively lies to colleagues regarding forthcoming football fixtures on Tv

James:- Boys, does anybody know if the Man u game is on tonight?

Boys:- Dunno we'll check once were in the office

Later..........................

James:-
Only the Chelsea game is on tele tonight!
Gutted!

Kris:- Lies James, i just checked on the internet and it says the game is on justin TV - so shut the fuck up you lying shrek wallace before i come over there and bitch slap you till you turn green

by Scousish January 14, 2009

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Sam Wallace

A sam Wallace took my washer

A sam Wallace came round

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Chris Wallace

A real sweetheart of a guy. Always makes everyone around him smile simply by being around. Smart, sexy, handsome, and has the best personality! Will be your best friend and is always there for you no matter what. Also quite possibly the best kisser on the planet and the best lover. Will surprise you with the sweetest things. When he's not around you miss him like crazy and can't wait to see him again. Just an amazing guy!

Chris Wallace is my best friend. I will never find another Chris Wallace.

by Smoochesgirl May 1, 2013

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William Wallace

When a long haired man showers with a woman, neither of them dry off, and do it in a missionary position. The water from the shower drips from his hair onto her breasts like he is a warrior. In addition he usually pisses on her in the shower.

I told my woman to shower with me. I pissed on her and gave her a William Wallace.

by WilliamWallace May 15, 2009

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