William
Anyone named Will or William is definitely autistic. They stand out as much as humanly possible using their autistic abilities. They are always the wing man in every situation, and even protect people they hate. Advice is one of the main reason these degenerates live. They are amazing at giving advice to anyone, even if they despise them. After a long day at school, they either go home and cry, or go eat at McDonald's or some shit. They are always outgoing to find attention and they will do anything for a glance.
Shevy: my grandfather passed last night.
William: Shut the fuck up, whore *beats chest with open hand violently*
William: Shut the fuck up, whore *beats chest with open hand violently*
William by Claustrophobic Teletubby October 16, 2019