Vanessa

Vanessa is a person that is socially awkward and a great personality,she might be shy but she’ll open up to you if she’s talks to you more, When Vanessa loves someone she will fall hard for them and loves them for a long time,Vanessa is nerdy at times and someone that will live you more them she loves herself

Random person: I’m hanging with Vanessa

Other: that sounds nice she’s pretty sweet

by VSSS September 16, 2018

Vanessa

A tiny cute human , a unicorn Ney an alien out of this world just fax here she smile suddenly your depression goes away also v nice in the sack ngl they do be like that tho.

He was sad yesterday , today he's a different person since he met Vanessa today

by Butterjikinguy November 23, 2021

Vanessa

Vanessa is the man. You don't dare talk back or have an opinion of your own. Vanessa's like to say one thing but mean the other and they do it with ease. Vanessa is the type to not have a personality of their own so they will absorb everyone's around them. You think they're cool but they'll throw you under the bus just as soon as they're done with you.

They are controlling and manipulative so watch your heart. They are well guarded by a feminine significant other, don't believe them either.

Vanessa's are the type of guy to demand everything from you and then suck you dry just before the discard. Don't go in the bathroom at work if they're in there.

Vanessa's are easily caught in their own web of lies if you pay attention..

Look there's Vanessa, trying to make herself look better than she is again.

by Truthcowboy November 4, 2022

Pulling A Vanessa

Normally found in sporty girls, when a woman wears a sports bra over her wire bra. This sounds ridiculous but it's actually comfortable as fuck and makes your boobs look nice and perky.

Girl 1: why are you pulling a vanessa

Girl 2: because i feel lazy but perky.

Girl 1: so its like the best of both worlds

Girl 2: fuck yea

by UndeadSnoopy September 3, 2013

Vanessa<3

A beautiful redheaded teenager usually found walking with a big kid with spikey hair

Boy 1:OMG!!OMG!OMG!
Boy 2:WHATT???!
Boy 1:Who's that beautiful goddest over there?
Boy 2:Oh that's Vanessa<3

Boy 1:She has nice hair
Boy 2:I know(:

by Thaat Guy! with a guy October 8, 2011

Vanessa Paradis

One lucky bitch. She has been Johnny Depp's girlfriend since 1998, and they have two kids together. She is a French pop singer (though her voice is horribly childish and annoying) and actress. She is only famous because of her relationship with Johnny Depp. She is a fugly woman with mad pubes, a flat chest, and a tiny and shapeless body. Her face looks like it belongs to a five year old (much like Christina Ricci). She is soooooooooooooo lucky to be with Johnny Depp (who is the SEXIEST, HOTTEST, wittiest, funniest, most talented, generous, and charming man EVER)!!! Vanessa definitely does NOT deserve to be with Him. Johnny has really bad taste in women.

Guy # 1: "Ewwww who's THAT?"

Guy # 2: "That's Vanessa Paradis."

Guy # 1: "Who is she? And why the fuck is she in a porn magazine?! I would never jack off to her!"

Guy # 2: "She's Johnny Depp's girlfriend."

# 1: "No way!!! Are you kidding me?!?!"

# 2: "I'm serious. He's been with her since 1998. He has awful taste in women."

# 1: "DAMN! I thought Johnny Depp would be dating the hottest woman in the world, not the ugliest!"

by Johnny Depp is the SEX June 24, 2009

Vanessa

a girl who is extremely physical, touches when talking etc..
she is also in-tune with her sexual desires, a main requirement for this type of girl a predominate private area ie. big bulges make her day, she likes an excess mouth or handful...
very talkative, and dramatic, an all around good time!

Vanessa will upon first meeting give you a friendly greeting, n a not so subtle assessment of your assets is not uncommon (for males: bulge, penis area / for females: a look at the chicken breast region).

by snook tits May 2, 2010