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Craic Vacuum 

An Irish expression, used to define a person who is not fun to be around. Can be used either to describe a person who is dull or someone who makes everything about them.
Person 1: Good night last night?

Person 2: It was going fine till Gerry turned up, he's a real craic vacuum lately

Person 1: Spent the whole night talking about his divorce?

Person 2: It's almost as if you were there....
Craic Vacuum by Unseen Academical December 26, 2018
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Crack vacuum 

Crack vacuum is the definition of being a idiot or stupid
J hope your being a crack vacuum
Crack vacuum by Hope_world•w• January 29, 2020

virtual vacuum 

The emptiness felt when real experience is replaced by virtual experience.
Another day of phone and computer, without human touch or eye contact, and she felt an aching virtual vacuum.
virtual vacuum by Monkey's Dad April 13, 2020

Christmas Vacuum 

A small vacuum used in a dorm room.
“I accidentally spilled my fireworks on the floor!”
“You can use the Christmas vacuum to clean them up!”

Cheesecake Vacuum 

Someone who really loves cheesecake and leaves no cheesecake uneaten.
"Dude your such a cheesecake Vacuum"
Cheesecake Vacuum by Fisheggs.jpeg September 16, 2021

Morelli vacuum 

When a girl farts while your going down on her, you catch it with your mouth and blow it back in to her mouth without her knowing what is going on
I gave my girlfriend a Morelli vacuum last night
Morelli vacuum by Mollies December 28, 2021

Mouth Vacuum 

A succubus who will suck your soul through your zipper and then make you pay the restaurant bill.
“That’s Becky, she is a straight mouth vacuum”

“She has a mouth vacuum on her that would make Dyson blush”
Mouth Vacuum by Bumbaclot Jimmy August 19, 2023