To have one's erect penis deflate and fall limp while attempting to put on a condom before sexual intercourse. This phenomena can sometimes be attibuted to the de-sensitizing feeling of wearing a condom. Sometimes, a sound similar to a deflating balloon can be heard, but this noise is actually from the flow of air into the the condom's vacuum left by the shrinking penis.
Dude that poor guy was about to lose his virginity to Shrudi but when he tried to put on a condom his penis went flaccid and became a vacuum wrapped sausage.
by soggy banana December 10, 2011
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Schultz and Rob gave me voilent head last night, i had to leave my cock an hour to cool down! they did the old Red Rocket Vacuum!
by DirtyMikee May 24, 2016
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let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank
couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?
let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank
couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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Get the vacuum my pork sword mug.Damn Sarah! you've done and burnt the vacuum belt, save some for me!
Kenny burnt vacuum belt yesterday for so long, he couldn't remember my name.
Kenny burnt vacuum belt yesterday for so long, he couldn't remember my name.
by Trons April 4, 2009
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Get the pulled full vacuum mug.One who regularly does battle with her vacuum wielding adversaries regardless of what unsightly neck injuries are sustained.
Vacuum Warrior Princess, Mellisa, studies statistics with a large red splotch on her neck from a recent battle.
by StatsWiz December 18, 2008
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