The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link
Mike: where is joe?
Sam: he’s out sick again.
Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?
Sam: yeah he was.
Mike: that guy is professionally useless
Sam: he’s out sick again.
Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?
Sam: yeah he was.
Mike: that guy is professionally useless
by Big left hand November 20, 2020
Get the Professionally uselessmug. 
by U5eLe55 TurtL3 October 13, 2020
Get the Useless Turtlemug. Shmizz is a useless fuck
by Shmitt914 October 13, 2020
Get the Uselessmug. by Bobthetruthteller June 13, 2021
Get the Uselessmug. 
