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Unicorn

The sexual act of skull-fucking a horse then shoving your penis through its skull making it look like it has a horn.
boy 1: Hey did you see that? Is it a unicorn???

boy 2: Nah man my friend told me he was going to unicorn a horse.
by Milky~Chan March 16, 2010
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a mistical creature of *great* importance
hey dude whats that

its a UNICORN
by blackbexy May 24, 2018
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Unicorning

When the hair by your parting decides to stick up in the air making the shape of a unicorn horn
Omg Ben is unicorning
by xx_Benjamin-Franklin_xx November 14, 2017
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Unicorn

A chick with a strap-on in their head
Fi said to Nadia "bitch, ride my unicorn"
by Peniscorn June 24, 2017
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Unicorn

A sex position in which a man puts his erect penis in the middle of a woman's forhead and ejaculates.

It can also be the act of drooping a limp penis over the forehead of a woman fom either behind or the front of her face.
Hey, what did you do yesterday?
Oh, I unicorned a few chicks back at my house.
Sweet.
by Period5LunchTable November 18, 2010
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Unicorn

(adj.) A term used to describe anyone who is exceptionally naive, especially in their comments, lifestyle, and contacts with other people.

(n.) A person that lacks a real world perspective and wears rose colored goggles; someone that prances around and sees only rainbows, fairies, and gumdrops; A term used to describe most college freshman.
Anna told some of her friends today that she thinks Kyle likes her because he studied with her over the weekend. How unicorn is that?

Just met some of the incoming freshman class. This time tomorrow we are going to be up to our armpits in unicorns!

She is such a unicorn! Last night she came to the apartment and yelled "Hey guys!" When she walked in. Then she started dancing around the room twirling and singing.

-Do you think she will be there tonight? I had better wear my lucky boxers in case she wants to talk to me.
-Dude, quit acting like a unicorn.
by Tarsicius936 November 1, 2011
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Unicorned

When having missionary sex and you punch the girl in the forhead and leave a red mark.
So i had her on the bed and was taking that ass hard then i unicorned her.
by Keljoran September 6, 2014
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