The Infamous Unicorn

Otherwise known as the UNIC or Charlie Unicorn November Tango (CU*T). He is quite a bitch.

The Infamous Unicorn is a dickish goddamn pussy.

by Hillary4prezz2016 June 5, 2010

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023

Unicorn-Style

When a guy secures a strap-on to the top of his head and follows up by having sex with a girl, with said strap-on.

I would enjoy to try unicorn-style on thunder baby

by thequeergang28 August 2, 2010

throw the unicorn

to punch the air in annoyance, with middle finger raised

when some fool cuts me off in traffic I throw the unicorn flip the bird, give the finger

by lisabell March 24, 2011

Unicorn Nod

When someone, usually a lesbian, puts a strap-on around her head and then proceeds to fuck a woman by nodding her head

I love to have babies unicorn nod me in the ass

by Baczkowski March 9, 2003

Rainbow Unicorn Promenade

A rather enjoyable sexual activity that involves a male shitting (preferably diarrhea) into a woman's vagina while she is well into her period. After the shit is thoroughly stuffed into it's proper crevice, the crap/period-blood mixture is then queefed onto the face of the male participant while he repeats the phrase "I'm a pretty pony" until the last drop has been queefed out of the vagina. After this step is complete, the male removes the glass dildo (Note: try to use glass to cut down on the environmental impact of plastics!) from his ass, and the female then super glues it to his forehead. While this step is going on, the female must repeat "You're a pretty pony" until the glass dildo has been secured to the forehead.

It is not uncommon for the man to then ejaculate at this time from the sheer sexual energy of this act. If that happens, simply collect the cum and apply it to the male's face to augment the shit and the period-blood. However this is not necessary.

Finally, go outside and have the male walk on all fours while the female rides on the male's back. This should elicit applause from every person you encounter. A great way to make friends.

I didn't think too much of our neighbors, but after I saw their Rainbow Unicorn Promenade I think they are perhaps the most interesting couple on the street!

by October VanDouchlehemier July 25, 2010

Unicorning

Its when you place a hard penis on someones forehead. The balls will also be resting on their head. It resembles a unicorn. Placing a soft penis on someones head is baby unicorning. And if this takes place in a pool or water it is known as narwhaling.

During a party you find a passed out person and place your hard dick on their forehead, balls at the base of the forehead, this is known as unicorning.

by KPUSF January 16, 2014