toothole

A hilarious and acceptable way for kids to call other kids assholes.

Dad, Paisley said she wasn't going to be my friend anymore.

Call her a toothole.

Haha. That sounds funny. Ok, daddy.

by onehandcrabbing January 28, 2014

toothpaste rule

This rule describes the phenomenon where when you get new toothpaste it'll only taste weird for a day. This rule can be applied to any event that becomes common place after about a day.

"Dude, my new toothpaste tastes horrible!"
"Don't worry about it, remember the toothpaste rule."

This was a term coined by Gavin Free from Roosterteeth Podcast #370.

by actuallynoplease June 6, 2016

tooth jeans

can mean multiple things.

tooth jeans can mean either jeans for your teeth or jeans made out of teeth, sometimes both.

nice tooth jeans

by Happy sunshine rain November 21, 2016

Toothless Whore

A pro Sucker that Specifically gets her Teeth Removed So that She Can Give Better Head

Even since she became a toothless Whore

Her Game has been on point every Day

by Strata_Dragoon July 4, 2018

toothpaste-ing

the act of swiftly pulling out ones teeth before grinding them into powder and mixing it with their saliva creating a thick paste

Person 1: "yo fuckin joe toothpaste-ing his teeth!"
Person 2: "that a dank"

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 1, 2018

Tothanator

A god damn bastard who likes to get morning wood.

also a cringy youtube channel with crappy subs

his a tothanator

by Billygoatgruff12 May 22, 2019

ToothPasteGrab

ToothPasteGrab (TPG) is an act of grabbing a males' 'tube' and grabbing it with intense force, that the male releases sperm (occasionally all over the place). Its also the only technique used on guys, that ISN'T torture, in fact men do enjoy TPG quite alot, the harder, the better as they say.

Charlie had been mistaken for having the ToothPasteGrab done on him, but fear not, sperm is all over the walls.

by Dontfuckwittheboys February 22, 2020