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flop and twitch 

Involuntary Physical and Mental response to overly stressful situation. Typically occurs when individual is unable to take on any more responsibility, duties or other demands from their job, Boss, co-workers or overly demanding spouse / significant other.

Otherwise known as a nervous breakdown.
In the meeting today, someone asked Cliff how quickly we could incorporate new products into the production schedule. He got a weird look on his face and started doing the "Flop and Twitch".
I guess he finally reached his breaking point.
flop and twitch by Array1 October 27, 2017
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emo-twitch

The movement that somebody with a side-fringe has to make to get the hair out of their eye. A side-fringe is a common characteristic of a so-called 'emo'.
"Dude, stop doing the emo-twitch!"
emo-twitch by Cami-kaze March 10, 2007

anal twitch

1:The involuntary spasming of muscles around the anus.
2: a person so annoying and obnoxious that they can only be referred to as an " anal twitch".
" that guy over there is such an anal twitch!"
anal twitch by Tocotocosocks April 2, 2016
Word of the Day on April 6, 2016

ovary twitch 

When a female sees a child doing something cute, dressed up cute, or exhibiting some other form of cuteness, and wants a child right there at that very second. This can also happen when looking at something child-related, such as a pair of newborn Chucks.
I felt the ovary twitch when I saw a little boy sticking his tongue out at the piranhas at the zoo.
ovary twitch by nicoleshoe October 24, 2011

Emo twitch

An emo twitch is the convulsion of a shaggy haired kid. When your emo bangs get in your eyes or are too far over for your bang-limitation, you swing your head to the side, causing the hair to flip over and get out of your eyes. The hair often will fall down again, causing another convulsion.
Injuries include cramped necks, an emo twitch OCD, or terrible music-listening to-ness*.
(*"Emo" music; It sucks penis.)
Girl: ZOMG. Owii. Mii neck!
Boy: LOLOL. Whass wrong with yuu?
Girl: I'm getting too much emo twitches.
Boy. ZOMG. Awehh. Yuu poor thing.
Girl. I lurvee yew!
Boy: I lurve yuu too!
Emo twitch by Mykah Piss December 6, 2007

sex twitch 

A sex twitch is when you impulsively move or react to a sensation that overcomes the body and overtakes the mind to a point of completion from a sexual situation or thoughts of stimulation during sleep deprivation....
After four hours of rough, hard, hot, exhausting sex, as I lay there drained and weak, my body limp and lacking any energy my body all of a sudden jerked and moved uncontrollably in an awkward manner. My girlfriend asked me "What was that?" I said, "my body was just sex twitching!"
sex twitch by Jrocket73 May 6, 2017

Facebook twitch 

1. When a person is on Facebook so much that their eyes twitch to the bottom right-hand corner, checking to see if they have any notifications purely out of habit, even when they are on a website that is not Facebook.

2. Less common: When a person uses Facebook so much that they respond to non-Facebook-related situations (sometimes in the real world) in ways that would only be used on Facebook.
1. I was on Urban Dictionary the other day, where there are no notifications, but my Facebook twitch made me check the corner every two seconds.

2. Her Facebook twitch was so bad that when she saw me eating a muffin, she proceeded to shout out that she'd like to 'become a fan.'
Facebook twitch by Nicobeans April 27, 2009