Someone who overuses Twitter and constantly "tweets" what they are doing, even when they are taking a shit.
"I need to Tweet that I am watching TV with you while I am sitting right next to you. I need to Tweet that I am getting up to go to the bathroom. I need to Tweet while I am walking to the bathroom. I need to Tweet that I am sitting on the toilet. I need to Tweet that I am taking a shit. I'm a Twitter Shitter!"
by onewingedkefka April 29, 2008
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Online social social networking site. its what everyone over who is over 35 and trying to seem hip thinks that everyone under 25 is using. but they actually aren't.
Online social social networking site. its what everyone over who is over 35 and trying to seem hip thinks that everyone under 25 is using. but they actually aren't.
by in case you didnt know April 6, 2009
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A term used for the utmost ridiculous people on Twitter. If it's on Twitter, they'll believe it instantly, from small leaks, to the biggest hoaxes.
Person 1: Hey, look! Biden lost the election, check this out!
Person 2: Yet, he's the president now. Where did you get this information anyways?
Person 1: Well, Twitter of course! It's the most trusted source!
Person 2: What a twitter-tard.
Person 2: Yet, he's the president now. Where did you get this information anyways?
Person 1: Well, Twitter of course! It's the most trusted source!
Person 2: What a twitter-tard.
by Ner-ack January 20, 2021
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by anally born September 10, 2006
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