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Truck Homo 

A white male, who would rather have sex with their own truck then their prostitute girlfriend. Truck homos will usually be seen in a pearl snap shirt, denim wranglers with a ring pressed out of the back pocket from their dip, and over-priced boots. The most common autmobile of a truck homo will be, an F-450, Super Duty, Extended-cab, Texas-Edition, with exhaust pipes that come over the roof, a 35'' lift kit, tires with tread as deep as their love for marijuana and that costs more than the rent on their mobile home costs in a year, and have no respect for other drivers. You will often times see truck homos parked in multiple parking spots, due to the fact that their trucks are much too big for their own good. Most truck homos will partake in gratuitous amounts of butt sex many times a day.
Landon looks like such a truck homo with that new truck.
Truck Homo by SUV Hetero May 29, 2011

Truck meet 

Where a group of queers come together in a parking lot to try and pull sluts. All you find at these places is wanna be country boys flexing with what momma and daddy bought them.
I’m gonna pull up to the truck meet at cookout to try and impress Hailey with my truck but then not smash because I’m embarrassed of my small dick.
Truck meet by Mike Oxlong6969 January 14, 2021
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Truck Liquor 

A bottle of liquor intended for drinking straight while riding around in an automobile, typically a pick up truck more than likely on a dirt road. Truck Liquor is generally consumed at night after many other beverages have been consumed.
Everything was going alright until they decided to go for a ride around the farm and got into the truck liquor.
Truck Liquor by jnccr October 8, 2010

Truck Testa

A hybrid term between Chuck Norris and Chuck Testa the taxidermist, it was initially used with no actual sense to mean a greasy truck, but turned into a long ass version of saying nope. Sometimes abbreviated as TT or "double T"
1. "Let's take Truck Testa to go pick up bitches tonight", in which you respond with , "Nope, Truck Testa" or "That's a double T".
Truck Testa by Falcon691 May 21, 2013

Truck blast 

When a group of people cum on a lady's face in the bed of a pickup truck.
Did you see that truck blast on highway 60 in Paducah, Kentucky today?
Truck blast by Nate from Utah February 25, 2015

Truck Mafia 

A collection of faggots who think liking trucks, lady dippers, rebel flags, and cowboy buttsex are all qualities to make them "country"
Bro, join the truck mafia, we have stickers! YEE YEE dip Skoal where my lady dippers at?
Truck Mafia by sneakerhead03 June 7, 2016

truck stop trunk mop

When you take a girl to a flying j's truck stop, go into the men's room and lick each others butt holes.
Last night I took Tiny to the Dennys on 36/37 . After dinner we slid into the bath room for a nice Truck Stop Trunk Mop. It was glorious.
truck stop trunk mop by Luggage74 February 7, 2017