dick touching session

Army Infantry term for a pointless meeting (the infantry is all male). The army is also very homophobic and the slightly gay reference of the term is also meant to be derogatory to whoever called the meeting.

LT #1: Man where you off to in such a hurry.
LT #2: The Colonel called another dick touching session to remind us the appropriate method for ordering Hum-V tires again.

by infantryscoming August 19, 2010

touching the void

masturbating, to wank

I touch the void every hour, on the hour.
Touching the void, what to do when there's nothing to do.

by bazorgazorg November 18, 2005

Touching Cloth

from a woman's point of view.
The feeling that we get when we can feel the brown juices of love beginning to emit out of our lovely sphincter holes.

Joyce, I must leave this meeting with you because listening to your words of utter babble have made me want to touch cloth.

by Abba Dabba August 8, 2003

Truthing

Telling the truth, opposite of lieing or lying as one would say.

Kristen would never believe that Eric was truthing all along.

by "E" Hershy October 23, 2012

Touching

Touching someone in a sexual place...and then getting rejected and contemplating life and why you sexually abused her to get her to date you

Nasty bitch

"I started touching her/him and she slapped me wish me good luck in jail

by XxthatgirlwhohasnofriendsxX October 5, 2020

Touching Base

a dance move created to mock one who repeatedly finds it neessary to touch everyone's bases.

As Barb is touching base with clients on the phone, her co-workers get up and do the touching base dance!

by Base Toucher August 17, 2010

touching toes

when you finger your dad in the face with your rabbits tail and tomato ketchup squirts out of his ear but it smells like lemon juice and fish guts

did you touch toes last night?
yeah i enjoyed touching toes

by kyffdog May 20, 2018