Trombone Pussy

When the labia is so stretchy, you can literally pull it out like a trombone slide.
Loren: dude how was Stella last night
Me: meh. She had that trombone pussy, so it was pretty loose down there
by dankest of teh dank February 02, 2015
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Anal trombone

The art of playing the trombone with your rectum most times it has to be cleaned from excess jizz and so forth
Hey bitch I just got done with my anal trombone lessons wanna smash until your titties turn green?
by Donkeyrectum July 13, 2015
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Sliding trombone

Two dicks in one hole thus the shafts of each penis would have to touch. The gyrating motion of sex would cause each shaft to slide past the other. This issue can happen on purpose or accident.
Micah and Tim were banging Cindy one in the pink and one in the stink when Micah slid out and instantly joined Tim in a sliding trombone
by wtf325! July 19, 2017
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Sliding Trombone

To perform a long, stroking, wet blow/hand job.
by sd92 January 06, 2012
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Trombone player

They are typically like all low wind player gooffy in a fun way and are the smartest in the band.
They also make the best Drum Majors. They also pull all of the color gaurd. cause they hot
Wow that Trombone player is so cool
I know
by Trombone gang December 22, 2022
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Willie Trombone

Willie Trombone is a Hoop-hean, one of the seven sons of Ottoborg. He lives in the Neverhood, a klay planet made by Hoborg. He helps make Klaymen (his cousin using one of Hoborg's seeds. His favourite food is chip butty. He is from the game The Neverhood, made by Neverhood Inc, which is a claymation poin-and-click from 1996.
Hello! Me Willie, me Willie Trombone!
by Neverhood84679237 November 14, 2020
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The Covid Trombone

When you get your Covid-19 laden asshole eaten out while getting a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing an infected Covid-19 trombone...with a 'rusty', brown Covid-19 smeared mouthpiece.
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Carol introduced Bob to the The Covid Trombone when she stuck her tongue in his virus filled ass while jerking him off.
by Sok Phupet May 03, 2020
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