Trombone Pussy

When the labia is so stretchy, you can literally pull it out like a trombone slide.
Loren: dude how was Stella last night
Me: meh. She had that trombone pussy, so it was pretty loose down there
by dankest of teh dank February 02, 2015
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Anal trombone

The art of playing the trombone with your rectum most times it has to be cleaned from excess jizz and so forth
Hey bitch I just got done with my anal trombone lessons wanna smash until your titties turn green?
by Donkeyrectum July 13, 2015
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Sliding trombone

Two dicks in one hole thus the shafts of each penis would have to touch. The gyrating motion of sex would cause each shaft to slide past the other. This issue can happen on purpose or accident.
Micah and Tim were banging Cindy one in the pink and one in the stink when Micah slid out and instantly joined Tim in a sliding trombone
by wtf325! July 19, 2017
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Sliding Trombone

To perform a long, stroking, wet blow/hand job.
by sd92 January 06, 2012
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play the trombone

Having a woman lick your ass from behind and stroke your big fat hard cock.
Janet was on the rag so I asked her to play the trombone on me to get me off.
by Dave Buffalo March 10, 2014
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Mediasite Trombone

Receiving a Rusty Trombone while mediasiting lectures
I heard Stephen was getting a Mediasite trombone while he was catching up on Micro lectures.
by Richie Rich 89 December 01, 2010
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The Trombone Section

the trombone section is the section of the band room, trombone players are typically memers and sacrifice children. they will not hesitate to sacrifice the clarinets. the trombone section is a scary place for non-trombone players.
"hey, why is the trombone section so scary?" "cause your a clarinet"
by yaboygerard November 15, 2019
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