trigonic

Something good, desired, or otherwise excellent.

This strawberry is so trigonic!

by ravenwife December 28, 2022

teigen

teigen…. how do i say this. teigen is the most beautiful girl i have ever met in my life. her eyes are the purest; just looking into them makes me want to get lost. she’s super insecure about herself and thinks she’s ugly, when in reality every time i see her it’s like im looking at an angel. she has so many problems with her parents and even though it’s been hard, it’s made her into the most caring abs thoughtful person. she tends to overthink a lot about everything, even though she’s don’t nothing wrong. her hair is so smooth and silky, her eyes are the perfect shade of ocean blue. her skin is softer than silk, her face the resemblance of absolute beauty. teigen is someone who i could look hours at and never find any flaw about her. - a

brodie- “oh my god… who is that girl?”

grace- “oh, that’s teigen. she’s so fucking beautiful, right? i literally could look at her for hours.”

brodie- “she’s so beautiful that sunflowers turn to her because they think she’s their sun.”

grace- “dude… that was like.. for real so poetic.”

by fagwithadrughabit March 13, 2023

Trident Clothing

to move on

Trident Clothing moves on.

by tridentclothing April 2, 2023

Trident Clothing

to move on

Trident Clothing is to move on.

by tridentclothing April 2, 2023

Trigonometry

hell.

God: you are being sent to hell.

Me: isn’t that just constant trigonometry?

by Bananananananana anananananana April 3, 2023

Tripendickular

•Any gadget that opens, shuts, has hinges and is really cool.

•A word used to describe a person of the highest level of being cool.

The car doors on a T-top car are tripendickular.

by Scrib April 11, 2023

Trigonometry

Legalized tourture with triangles sharp enough to cut your winer off. It is a thing with triangles that makes you want to rape the triangles themselves. Strongly disapproved from methodist churches due to a function called sine (sin). Anyone who enjoys trig will go to hell according to the bible.

Burris Ewell: So sine of x derivative is cosine of x
Reverend sykes: Burris, shut the fuck up.
Burris Ewell continues to do trigonometry.
Reverend sykes: Fuck you nigga, god will make you damn in hell if you say "sin(x)" one more time.
Burris Ewell: Yeah, so the derivitive of cosine is negative sin...
Reverend sykes: *shoots burris*
Crowd: cheers.

Meanwhile in hell
God: Burris, you deserve to damn in hell here for eternity, for enjoying and idolizing trigonometry.
Burris: but...
God: no buts.
Burris rots in hell...

by Knmagor May 17, 2023