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Reaching back into the chocolate

getting very deep in conversation about one subject or another while being high, stoned, or drunk.

Rob was talking about space travel and started reaching back into the chocolate.

by spacenuts August 29, 2010

Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.

My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.

by @mekinizem August 8, 2016

Treading a needle

Very extreme Diarrhea.

Joe said when he pooped he was treading a needle.

by Big Tom July 10, 2016

Trunching

When you are stomping in crunchy snow that kind of cracks on the surface when you step on it.

Trunching through the winter night,

Gnome and Fox in tandem trod.
Far they've come to behold a sight,

At Bethlehem's Natividad

by Throwaway1488 December 19, 2016

Reaching over the toaster

Saying that you would go out of your way to do something for someone. If someone is struggling or you care deeply about someone, this is what to say.

P1: Hey...my mother hasnt been doing so well
P2: Tell me what she needs, I'll reach over the toaster for her.

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P1: What do you promise me?
P2: I will always be reaching over the toaster for you, even if you make me mad.

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P1: Why'd you two break up?
P2: I was sick of reaching over the toaster for her. All she did was keep begging for more. At that point, it wasn't reaching over the toaster, it was prison.

by imapizzatrash May 21, 2018