torpedo dick

a dick that looks like a torpedo

nigga blew me up wit dat torpedo dick

by whatwhatwhatsupblart August 7, 2014

Sloppy Toppy 6000

The neutral BJ Between Sloppy Toppy 5000 and Sloppy Toppy 7000. It gives the feeling of gods without astral projecting you into the 4th dimension.

Damn Sally(from cars 3) gave me a Sloppy Toppy 6000.

by MrSofaSoup February 23, 2022

torps

Breasts. Derived from "torpedoes." Used to refer to the breasts of someone that you work with. A wink-wink type office friendly code.

"Nice torps."
-Dan

by Jocko Malloy March 11, 2004

torpedo dude

A person who is an arrogant, passive aggressive dickface who believes he can write excellent papers, when in reality, it is just a bunch of words copied from cited sources

It is impossible to get any work done with a torpedo dude on board because he rejects another team member's idea in the most passive aggressive way while being extremely self-righteous.

by get_of_idiots May 17, 2012

Tory lanez

Daystar peterson known better by his stage name (tory lanez) is a male R&B and hip hop artist.

Omfg! Is that tory lanez over there!?

by Lilly paddu November 17, 2016

Brown torpedo

When you are about to take a shit are are just about to release your load and you have a massive sneeze..This then shoots your poo at an amazing speed plunging straight down into your toilet like a torpedo. This will usually cause large splashes and get your bum wet.

When you have a cold you will most likely experience more than one brown torpedo

by Skubasteve4312 November 2, 2011

Car Torpedo

Going 100+ mph in a car without a seatbelt and crashing into an object; therefore, launching yourself through the wind shield and obliterating yourself.

Jeff’s wife divorced him, leaving him a state of depression.
Jeff later did a car torpedo to escape the pain

by ProbablySam October 30, 2021