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toblerowned

The word toblerowned is a compound of 2 words. The first being toblerone; a well known tasty chocolate brand. The second being owned; a word used often in the gaming community for over-ruled, dominated, destroyed etc. Fused together they become the humerous word of "toblerowned"
Player from clan A. "We're gonna win tonight!"
Player from clan B. "Too right, we're gunna get toblerowned!"
by threesixty June 20, 2006
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Toblerone Gauntlet

The outcome of giving a sexual partner too vigorous an anal fisting, resulting in a hand covered in unpleasant fecal matter that resembles a melted Toblerone over ones' fist & lower arm.
Bill: "Went a bit mad on the fisting last night..."
Ben: "Really? What happened?"
Bill: "Went in too deep, ended up wearing the Toblerone Gauntlet."
Ben: "Dude, that's sick!"
Bill: "Yeah. That's what your mom said."
by Tod316uk October 8, 2008
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OMFG Zero Tolerance just OWNED US.
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toodler

(n.) One who has an extreme desire to toodle.
"You wet the bed again Matt? Damn you're such toodler."
by nateshap777 May 12, 2006
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toblerone tits

this is a woman of management position who is usually called elaine. She has tits that are so pointy and odd shaped that they look like giant toblerones,but lets be honest...i dont think too many people would want to eat them!! This 'oddity' uses her tits as weapons to protect her from staff she upsets, but just be warned elaine, you're tits can't protect you forever!
HELP, HELP! what's that coming out the office??
Oh thank god....it's just toblerone tits!

What do you call a woman who gives you a nervous breakdown?
toblerone tits!
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Toblerone

A cum, diarrhea, and solid stool filled condom that is tied off at the end. Often used a Christmas present. Keeps well frozen. Can be used as a dildo.

Slang for taking a huge dump: Splitting a toblerone
I was slammin Mother Maggie with a frozen toblerone.

Mother Maggie split a toblerone so huge, Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton couldn't take the whole thing up the gary, so instead she let a Jamaican Raspberry after she took a choft.
by Shabombu Heaton November 12, 2004
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Tooley

A Dick, A Male's Penis
I Can Fix Her Need For Sex. I'll Pull Out The Tooley!!
by T.E.V January 17, 2009
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