tommy tank

a polite and cockney rhyming slang for wank

Im goin for a tommy tank

by Deano Thommo July 23, 2005

Tommy Brown

Having sex with someone in another person's tent and wiping it on their sleeping bag.

I did a Tommy Brown at camp last week.

by Gunny-Guy January 12, 2017

Tommy Texter

A person who texts in a movie theatre, illuminating everyone and everything behind them. This person is either ignorant, selfish, or both. The concept was originated by Cineplex Entertainment as a pre-show ad, encouraging filmgoers to turn off their phones.

"Don't be a Tommy Texter. Let everyone enjoy the show."

by lalaconz June 01, 2014

tommy tug

tommy tug is a wank

2 seconds love your boring me im off for a tommy tug = lol

by drunkeyjoe August 28, 2007

commie tommy

This is the WWI I era Soviet Union submachine gun, the PPSH-41.

The advancing Soviet troops used their 7.62 Commie Tommy guns to mop up German infantry rear guard.

by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2016

Uncle tommy

A gay uncle.

Whoa dude what were you doing playing after school with my uncle Tommy?

by Ranchgirls January 02, 2021

Tommy

Tommy is very ginger. He always has lots of faggots around him. He will talk incesantly about how ginger and inbred he is. Tommy is the type of guy who gets friendzoned by genuine fagfags.

Guy one: "Did you see Tommy yesterday?"
Genuine Fag: "I was with his ginger lookin' inbred ass."

by Arcahiic December 11, 2018