When a man’s meat and two veg braces for the impact of a cold endeavor such as jumping into a swimming pool. This phenomenon causes the scrotum to contract and the penis to retract upward and straighten out thus mimicking an M1A1 Abrams Battle Tank.
Dude Brandon and Jesse were swimming in the ocean all day, you could see their battle tanks from the balcony.
by Richard Moose March 8, 2018
Get the Battle Tankmug. The guy that works at the IGA in Corryton, TN. Same as Sugar in the tank, pole smoker, peter puffer, fallatio tube pipe player.
Cory: Dave that guy just said to me "Hey sweetheart, how are you today?"
Dave: Oh, don't mind him. that's ole Sugar Tank
Dave: Oh, don't mind him. that's ole Sugar Tank
by Shamrock Slice January 17, 2009
Get the Sugar Tankmug. Verb. The act of drinking alcohol at a friend's place before going out to bars. To pre-tank. Past tense: pre-tanked. Noun:pre-tanking.
"Mike's only got 13 cents and handful of lint for the night, so he wants to pre-tank with me and Andrew at Cesar's place before we hit the clubs."
by Goolie June 15, 2009
Get the Pre-Tankmug. The simplest mmorpg tactic, where a heavily-armed, high health point player (referred to as the tank) draws the enemy's attention and takes all the enemy fire while the rest of the team come in and deal damage to the opposition (referred to as the DPS, the one who delivers the "spank").
Side note: May not always be the best approach in a boss fight with certain mechanics.
Side note: May not always be the best approach in a boss fight with certain mechanics.
Healer: is there any boss mechanics for this fight, do we have to avoid anything or be aware of any attacks?
Tank: No this boss is easy, let's just roll in with the tank and spank
Tank: No this boss is easy, let's just roll in with the tank and spank
by gimme the money September 6, 2016
Get the Tank and Spankmug. by Akko Stalin October 15, 2020
Get the Tank Fishmug. The lingering powder in the back of your nasal cavity that drips down your throat and just keeps giving you an extra boost after you've already been blowing lines.
"Damn! I thought I had snorted down all of that adderall, but I keep tapping into my reserve tank."
"Good thing I still have some blow left in my reserve tank. I'm all out of lines."
"Good thing I still have some blow left in my reserve tank. I'm all out of lines."
by agenthb April 17, 2010
Get the reserve tankmug. The brown marks left, below waterline, on the white porcelain after a particularly messy dump.
(Sometimes only removable with brush and boiling water).
(Sometimes only removable with brush and boiling water).
OK. C'mon, own up. Who's tank-tracked the bog?
Sorry guys. That curry got the better of me. I've tank-tracked the toilet.
There are tank tracks in the toilet. Who is responsible?
Sorry guys. That curry got the better of me. I've tank-tracked the toilet.
There are tank tracks in the toilet. Who is responsible?
by Piemanius May 20, 2008
Get the tank tracksmug.