Tissue Lad

A male friend who provides his heart-broken girl friend with tissues.

Oh dear, someone is crying . Get the girl a tissue lad.

by faemu March 19, 2016

Tissefant

A word used in Norway to describe a cock. It is used by small children to send dickpicks.

Infant 1: Hey, I sendt a picture of my tissefant to sara
Infant 2: Good man, did she send anything back?

by SuperHeroFornicater February 13, 2017

tissekone

The danish word for "vagina" directly translated to peeing wife. Commonly used for small children as a replacement for vagina. Also used by old annoying sex teachers.

Tisse: Peeing
Kone: Wife

Mom: Go clean your tissekone!
Child: Okay mommy!
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Teacher: The boy inserts the penis into the tissekone
Student: OMG JUST SAY VAGINA YOU OLD HAG

by DaDanishDictionary September 7, 2017

timsplotion

Timsplotion is when you get beat by Rangers FC and when you are very unhygienic and you never wash and that you are very stinky all the time

Celtic FC fans are a timsplotion

by Lord Carson January 4, 2019

timsplotion

A ugly fat uwashed animal that goes to parkhead

The Celtic F.C. fans are timsplotions

by Lord Carson January 4, 2019

Tims

Timberland boots.

He had some Tims on and a hoodie.

by Borincanna January 23, 2019

Timsan

A total badass. She's the punchiest darn cowboy you'll ever find. She likes to have fun, but she also goes to bed early so that she can wake up at the butt crack of dawn the next day to do punchy cowboy shit. She's a dippin' fool, and rowdy too! She's shy and has few friends in her circle, but the few she has are more like family. Just whatever you do, don't cross her, because she's a redhead with a fiery temper and is more than capable of kicking your ass.

I wish I could be a punchy badass like Timsan!

by 84Chevy* March 20, 2019