blown tire 

When one sneezes suddenly while performing any act of oral sex.

"dude, last night was going great but having sex with that sick girl bit me in the ass. Lets just say she gave me the worst blown tire I've ever seen.

blown tire by JamesGargar February 14, 2012

Arkansas Tire Swing 

A branch of the family tree so convoluted due to incest that it has become circular and rubbery.

We can't blame him for his stupidity. His mother got knocked up by her dad, which he is his mother's brother, his own nephew, uncle, and his dad's grandson. The whole family is a real Arkansas tire swing.

Arkansas Tire Swing by dwinters January 29, 2014

Kentucky Tire Swing

A conventional seat swing , made of a person of colour, with said person's head and feet tied to a position where he acts like a board.

Did you hear that Donald trump made a lot of Kentucky Tire Swings when he was younger?

Kentucky Tire Swing by BajejUnited March 15, 2021

The Flat Tire 

The sound that one makes when irritated, frustrated or just pissed. Very popular in the urban world. Sounds like a leaking tire.

The Flat Tire:

Cop: Put your hands on the car.

Urban Kid: Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss maaaannnn (imitating the sound of a leaking deflating flat tire)

The Flat Tire by Snakepliskken November 19, 2017

Flat Tire

when you punch a person in their breast implants so hard that they burst, thus giving their chest the appearance of a flat tire.

I accidentally elbowed her in the left tit and now she has got a flat tire

Flat Tire by jermlova March 18, 2011

flat tire

A sex act where the male intentionally loses his erection.

I totally gave this chick a flat tire last night. She was pissed, but at least it wasn't a blow out.

flat tire by Josh Hug December 4, 2009

The Ol' Michelin Tire Routine 

The routine is a set of sexual actions performed to enhance intercourse. The routine begins with the female bending backwards and grabbing her ankles or lower legs. She then (with assistance from the male if necessary) rolls forward onto the male's erect phallus. Once the penis is thoroughly mounted the male grabs the still rolled female and proceeds to rotate her 360 degrees on his penis.

Guy1 - "DUDE! How was the date with that yoga teacher last night?"

Guy2 - "Broski, it was awesome! I gave her the Ol' Michelin Tire Routine! It was totally sweet!"

The Ol' Michelin Tire Routine by That Guy's Mob of Cronies December 9, 2008