NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY

ALL PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED TO STAY IN THE NEAREST BOMB SHELTER

“NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

Oh, she's just tired

A poor excuse by bad parents who don't discipline their kids when they misbehave. Generally, that excuse only works once but not every day.

Mindy: Come here, Carrie! (Picks her up)

Carrie: (kicks and screams) WHAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! NO!! WAAAAAAAAAA!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (hits Mindy in the face a few times)

Mindy: What's wrong with Carrie?

Carrie's mom: Oh, she's just tired...she didn't get her nap today...

Mindy: But she acted like this yesterday when she DID get her nap!!!!

by bojzzle July 5, 2010

Tilda

An extremely fun, and often times perverted, member of RTS, with awesome post whoring skills and a great sense of humor. Someone everybody likes. Likes spankings and loves cheese.

That girl can turn anything into a dirty convo..she's such a Tilda!

by Just Me 2 February 4, 2009

Tildo

When a lesbo takes her tit and shoves it into another lesbos pussy.

a girl and gives the other girl a Tildo (rubs her tit on another girls pussy)

by urban Ninja2 August 4, 2009

tilted

Usually caused by long exposure to videogames. Espesically competitive games. When you get slightly mad and neck may hurt due to leaning towards the computer desk.

Fuck. I was Playing Genji and this fucking winston killed me 3 times in a row. I got tilted after that and contributed nothing to the team after that.

by YoungWrapper September 7, 2016

I'm Tired

An expression a girl uses when she doesn't want to just tell you that you aren't having sex tonight.

(Talking for a while) The girl then rolls over on her side and says man I'm tired.

by BuckIguy09 August 10, 2009

tired boner

When your up early in the morning, for example for an 8 AM class and you have a boner that won't go away because your wicked tired and keep daydreaming sexual things. This shouldn't be confused with morning wood, because morning wood usually results from having to take a piss, and you have it as you wake up. The tired boner occurs when your wicked tired and wicked bored after you've been up for atleast an hour.

"This sucks dude this econ class is so boring and I'm so tired."

"I know dude I have a raging tired boner and I keep picturing Shannon Elizabeth sitting on my lap naked."

by taintalicious21 January 31, 2009