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booty ticket

A slip or verbal version of the booty ticket is exceptional. A booty ticket is where a loved one or someone wanting to grab that booty. It cannot be denied or reversed
Dude, you should show her your booty ticket
by mister bum hole November 25, 2019
mugGet the booty ticketmug.

ticket insurance

The one car going faster than you when you're speeding on the freeway. The general idea is that you can go as fast as you want as long as the other guy is going faster, that way if a cop sees you both speeding he will pull over the other guy and not you.
Wow, I'm going 80 in the fast lane and this jackass just zoomed past me. Ticket insurance!
by The 5th Floor December 17, 2012
mugGet the ticket insurancemug.

Ticket Meow

The best kind of cat you will ever meet! Sweet, soft, loving, and meows alot! You will always want to he around this cute kitty! He never scratches and loves belly rubs!
Wow! Did you see that? I think it was Ticket Meow!
by animal_luv_12 August 15, 2016
mugGet the Ticket Meowmug.

Crap Tickets

Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.
by DoNotCorner July 10, 2010
mugGet the Crap Ticketsmug.

Golden Ticket

I make girls feel special because they get the golden ticket.
by Hamilto86 August 26, 2016
mugGet the Golden Ticketmug.

just the ticket

very suitable and exactly what is needed
by manfred.ackermann April 21, 2018
mugGet the just the ticketmug.

toilet tickets

"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"
by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018
mugGet the toilet ticketsmug.

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