Thundercunt

A particularly powerful and spectacular goal in a football match

Dave: did you score last night?
Jim: yeah it was an absolute thundercunt

by H_lock July 7, 2019

Thunderclap

when you’re clapping some girls cheeks so hard that it sounds like thunder

Damn bro I was thunderclap(ing) Zoe’s cheeks last night

by cockblock245 April 12, 2019

Thunderclap Arrow

When you hook a car battery to a metal arrow and shoot it through a crowd of people (normally at a festival of sorts) and if you here the loud scream of a child, you get a point. First to three points wins.

Friend 1: "so how did you guys decide whos turn it was to walk the dog in the end?"
Friend 2: "oh that, we just played a game of Thunderclap Arrow and I ended up winning."
Friend 3: "ye but only cos you didn't allow the rule that new-born babies count as two points, I would've won."

Friend 2: "cos we aren't allowed to change the rules, that's how it works."
Friend 1: "YOU PLAYED THAT GAME TO DECIDE SOMETHING SO PETTY, WHAT IN THE MOTHERLY FU-??!!"

by naruto_dictionary January 31, 2021

Thundercunt

Basically a goal which is so obnoxiously powerful (usually top bins) , makes the whole stadiums jaw drop. Example would be Andreas Christensen’s goal vs Russia at Euro 2020

A “thundercunt” of a goal

by Exxtort:/ June 21, 2021

thundercunt

my mom

mom: *cheats on my dad* *caused me to cry for weeks*

me: go to hell you thundercunt

by hotpocketsock July 3, 2021

ThunderLightning

Hmm! Where to begin? ThunderLightning is a 'one in a generation' genius. He is decent, funny, chilled and amazing, a nice guy to hang around with. However, once he releases his wrath you better leave the planet. Up to present day, his rapping skills still remain untouched!

What can a girl like me do to date an exceptional person like ThunderLightning?

This track is hard man! It must have bee

written by ThunderLightning. Goddaamn!

by harvard definitions November 23, 2021

Thundercat

A sexually aggressive older man. Male version of a Cougar.

“Some Thundercat was hitting on my girl last night. Old creep better watch himself.”

by Sarcasm25 March 29, 2022