tugging the monkey

male masturbation

When you injure your wrist/ hand.. And someone says:

'Oh too much tugging the monkey was it'

by Redeye_90 February 20, 2014

tugging the turkey

Another way of saying choking the chicken

It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.

Bob: I was totally enjoy tugging the turkey.

Jen: Good for you?

by Alice Hatterson September 7, 2017

Thugin it

Not taking baths for days at a time. Due to the pursuit of money trappin or what ever.

Brah you smell like you just came off of a stage coach ride from the Midwest . Yeah boy I been Thugin it ouchea gettin it out there mud. Thugin it Not taking baths for days at at a time. Due to the pursuit of money trappin or what ever.

by big eye bandit November 12, 2018

tugging on my ovaries

The large temptation a woman gets to have adopt or steal a baby when they see a adorable child

That child’s sooo cute their tugging on my ovaries.

by Wiseteria December 1, 2018

Thugninater

A thug that is an fan of Terminator.

I wouldn't mess with that guy his an thugninater.

by Chaddy Matty May 20, 2022

Turkey Tugging

Sometimes when you miss chunks of poop with the toilet paper when u wipe and it dries.. then during your next anal draining you notice dry chunks of poop stuck to your asshole hairs and you start tugging at them but they're hard to catch like turkeys

My asshole hurts because i was turkey tugging hard last night

by blackdynamite5454 April 19, 2011

Pillow Tugging

When you tug someones Shlong but its soft

I tried to jerk off but I just ended up pillow tugging

by not-a-cult-leader October 21, 2017