There, I fixed it.

1.) A phrase used upon completion of any unconventional repair of a broken object. These repairs usually include, but are not limited to, duct tape, bungee cords and a hack saw.
2.) "There, I fixed it." may also be used after successfully attaching one item to another using the same unconventional, sometimes unethical, methods of taping, nailing, sawing, cramming, cutting and "resculpturing".

1.) "I have a huge crack in my windshield. Hand me that duct tape. There, I fixed it."

2.) "My doorbell stopped working, so I filled my garbage disposal with spoons, duct taped an old extension cord to the power switch, then ran the cord through a hole I drilled in the front door. All you gotta do is give the cord a little tug. There, I fixed it."

by Apecreature June 22, 2011

there'll

Conjunction of there and will.

Start using this new word and there'll be some money in it for you.

by Montee May 21, 2004

There's nothing in it

A phrase used by Ramat Gan residents to explain why they don't want to do something. Sometimes said with despair and great fatigue,
The phrase is usually accompanied by the phrase "Stick it up your ass".

"Arnon, want to get some pizza?"

"Ahhh... There's nothing in it..."

"Are you sure?"

"You can take your pizza, and stick it up your ass..."

by Tzinor May 28, 2008

there's a snake in my boot

When your dick is so long that it goes down into your pants leg

Girl: so how big are you
Guy: well there's a snake in my boot

by Briarcrest April 20, 2017

There's a silent Q in that.

When someone speaks a phrase that has hidden gay innuendo in that.

James: Hey dude wanna go watch some workaholics
Quinn: Sorry dude, Jake asked me to go do some hot ass beat claps.
James: Dude, there's a silent Q in that.

by Muhumanah October 10, 2012

there's a jinn up your mom's ass

A phrase used among Muslims, typically used as a means of derailing a conversation when one person says something particularly hurtful or annoying to the other.

Fatima: Mohammed, why do you sound like a retard whenever you speak?
Mohammed: there's a jinn up your mom's ass.

by mynoduesp2303 November 6, 2018

there like crusty underwear

You know you can always rely on crusty underwear that has been sittin in the hamper for six days when it's Friday and you have to go to work and you don't have anymore underwear so you have to reach as far down in the hamper as you can to pull out those underwear because you don't have any more clean ones in your drawer and you're scrounging around trying to find some clean ones but you can't and the only pair you can wear are those crusty ones at the bottom of the hamper that when you put them on they feel a little moist and cool because they soaked up the wet towel body juice and the bottom of the hamper is so dark they stayed a cool temperature and are a little loose from wearing them all day long.

"Hey Seth, you gonna make it to the softball game on friday?" Seth replies, "I'm there like crusty underwear!'

by stud service July 1, 2011