Theos

Lads got a god sized dick because his name means god in greek.

I slapped him with my Theos sized dick.

by designtheos November 25, 2021

Sloppy Theo

Tater tots with butter chicken curry on top (no rice), placed into a bun. Can be served at funerals or marriage anniversaries, or given to guests at a haunted manor.

I mean, yeah, Aunt Greta isn’t coming back, but fuck, dude, I get a Sloppy Theo! Who gives a shit?

by kidekii April 13, 2024

theo's bicep

The highest compliments of anyone that trains their upper arm, Takes years of practice and dedication to reach such a high level.

OMD i literally just creamed my self, he had such a theo's bicep.

by Yermum123 May 7, 2018

theo

the most perfect human I've come across. he's charming, sweet, funny, intelligent, and overall he has a warm and welcoming soul. on the plus side, he's really cute and has a deep, attractive voice. I've never had a harder crush than on this dude and I wish he felt the same... the problem is that I'm a fat fuck and there's no reason to like me. I noticed he tended to help me whenever I needed it, and he complimented me when he could. hmmmm it's been a couple months though so I must be a schizophrenic piece of garbage with too many hopes. anyway, he's like no other so that's why I'm so sad about becoming more distanced from him but I guess I'll focus on myself and force myself to believe everything will work out okay... I guess

"Theo... yeah that guy doesn't really talk to anyone, but he's really cool!"

by thegirlinthemirror July 11, 2021

Theo-Venture with Julian

When everything in Julian’s world changes with one major, hilarious event: seeing Theo Von live. It’s the comedic equivalent of an apocalypse — but instead of destruction, it’s pure comedy overload.

I know you’ve had a long week at work, and you're ready for this internship to be over. Even though I still don’t understand everything you do with those spreadsheets, I’m so incredibly proud of you!

Prepare yourself for the Theo-Venture with Julian — it’s a comedy trip of a lifetime.

by Ihopethisworks July 9, 2025

Theo

If you have the name Theo that means your are a sexy and beautiful man with a massive Penis that people compare it to Big Ben. Theo also means God in Greek so people refer to you as The God with the Big Dick.

My friend wants a Theo sized Penis.

by You ones truley Big Cock November 23, 2021

Theo Kay

Theo is a big dick daddy for all the girls. He has a lot of friends, but they can be annoying or rude sometimes. He's very so lovable because he's kind, handsome, smart, caring , funny, and mature which means he has a large cock. A Theo is talented and a real man in the bed that will have you come out of a wheelchair if you let him play rough. A Theo is someone everyone wants, but Theo is the one who picks because he is an alpha male, described by many as the ultimate minge master. He is a once in a lifetime man.

Vanessa: "OMG is that Theo Kay?!"

Sophie: "He's mine, back off "
Theo: "There's enough of me for all of you"

by Fanny magnet September 20, 2022