Xander

Xander is a sexy guy. He looks a lot like Bellamy from the 100 season 1 🤣. He is strong brave and overall a fucking sexy ass guy. A Xander should ask out a Lane because more than likely she likes him. These two are the perfect match! He is a fucking hot guy who should stop being shy and ask out his crush!

A Xander looks a lot like Bellamy from the 100 season 1 🤣

by 11908 September 7, 2021

Xander

Xander is usually a depressed smartass with a hatred against humankind, but he's handsome, and has a unique sense of humor. In a public setting Xander is usually the quietest of them all, if you can even get them to leave their home to socialize. Xander is brutally honest as well, but will always splash in words of encouragement afterwards. Xander is a good friend if you can get them to stick around.

"Damn have you seen Xander at all lately?"
"Nah, I thought you might have"
"I miss that guy, he's pretty chill."
"Yeah."

by youkoo96 October 1, 2020

Xander

Xander is a furry.

Jon: You know that Xander kid?
Luke: Yeah?
Jon: He's such a furry!

by jonrochford November 14, 2022

xander taylor

a radioactive ratty inhumane specimen who will haunt you with his cape

did u see xander taylor robbin the chippy last night looked of his head
yeah he runs like a skeleton on spice

by mummyismummy July 2, 2022

Xander

English pronunciation of the Spanish word "Sancho."

Tim was labelled as "Xander" as he never used the front door, only the back.

by JQuazzaaa January 14, 2021

Xander

Xander loves pissing in his grandmas mouth and is really fat and runs around the school naked while injecting himself with tren he is also diabetic so after he runs around naked he runs to the lunchroom naked and twerks all over the food making it unedible then he punches graysen in the face then twerks on him

xander loves piss

by Sannegro445 May 5, 2025

Xander

verb: Commonly uses for someone who sneezes and falls off the stage. Generally onto elderly people or babies.

Person 1:"Did you hear how Rihanna Xandered at the superbowl."

Person 2: "Was there any casualties?"

Person 1: " Yeah she fell on my grandpa and then he fell on to my great cousin's second half-daughter, half-dolphin's 8 month, 2 week, 4 day child."

by NotMe000 February 13, 2023