Spork your bangs

When you need to fix your bangs, but you don’t have your “bangs comb” so you get a spork (spoon-fork) from the restaurant you’re current at

Lyric: Lynette, fix your bangs
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.

Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!

by mtnbiker March 18, 2023

Sporking

The act of spooning while inserting at least a finger into at least two of the urethra, vagina, or anus.

Did you hear Gabe is into sporking? I can't believe he wants shit up his dick hole.

by Sporking Fan July 22, 2022

Spork

When your spooning with a boner.

Hey Ethan, were you and that girl sporking?

by NoLockOnTheDoor September 9, 2020

Spork

To spoon with a girl while having a chubby or boner. While you are behind the girl possibly touching her backside with you penis. Therefore "sporking" because you have the little fork end (wiener).

Bro me and Mary were sporking last night while watching a movie.

by TheMcNasty November 19, 2014

Spork

Phil Lester

Dan: Phil, did you eat my cereal again?

Phil: maybe?

Dan: god, you're such a spork Phil

by fluffy-black-unicorn December 29, 2016

The Spork

There's the big spoon, the little spoon, and sometimes a middle spoon. Another name for the middle spoon is The Spork, because they go both ways.

Who's the big spoon, little spoon, and middle spoon? The middle spoon is The Spork because they go *both ways*.

by Sunblazer5 July 2, 2021

Spork

A hug that includes an accidental erection

I accidentally sporked my sister last night it was do awkward

by Hgsnajz October 8, 2016