Lickiddy Split

Often heard to mean "Hurry up!" or "On the Double!"
However, it's original meaning is quite different.
It was an archaic term used to describe a woman's desires to a man. It meant "Eat my Pussy" It was used as a secret code to avoid persecution by Puritan town leaders. It was often used in a way that infered haste in an action. The haste was, infact, getting back to "eating pussy"

Don't be away for too long John, Lickiddy Split!

by Parson Pie Pounder March 1, 2008

split the banana

when a man recieves an erection so large, that it actually breaks through his skin

"Man, I was whacking the gary last night to some Rosie O'Donnel videos, and it just got so intense that i split the banana."

by ssullivan April 19, 2006

Banana split

When you accidentally almost stick it in the back gate, and you have to maneuver quickly.

Guy 1: OMG I fucked her last night but it got so awkward
Guy 2: Why dude?

Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room

by Beeeeeaaaach July 8, 2020

dicky split

When a man's pants are so tight the seam seems to split his junk right down the middle.

To all tight-pants-wearing women and men, before leaving for the club: women --please check yourself for camel toe and dudes --or dicky split!

by Shorewood Tori September 7, 2017

Rickety Split

(Catchphrase)

Definition: Prioritizing speed, and/or cost efficiency rather than quality or safety in a given job or task.

Repair Tech: You got it! I'll get it done for you RICKETY SPLIT!
Client: ...You mean "lickety split"?
Repair Tech: Nuh-uh, I mean "RICKETY".
You asked for THESE specs, with THIS time-frame, & THIS budget? ...We can do it for you, sure; But you're gonna get a QUICK JOB not a GOOD JOB.

"They needed it done fast and cheap with no fuss, so we made it happen Rickety Split!"

by ST3RL1NG March 25, 2023

Vanilla Split

When a black gentlemen with an enormously large, girthy penis absolutely anally rails an albino female or male.

Did you hear about Tyrone? He hooked up last night and did the vanilla split on some guy that looked like he was in the movie Powder. Gave his pale ass a pink sock from what I hear.

by Dick Onchin December 11, 2020

Shitnana split

When someone shits their panties with a thong on

Michelangelo during a chip and dale event created a shitnana split right on stage in front of everyone!

by Thecdone January 29, 2021