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Slotted Locket

"Michelle's slotted locket needed to be checked by the doctor."
by WordsNStuff February 6, 2015
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slots and slobs

The new name for the Oval Office of President Joe Biden. Comes from the fact that he’s got a diverse cabinet. Slobs for Secretary Pete Buttigieg, an openly gay out politician from the great state of Indiana. Cause slobbin is whats gays love to do! And slots because the primary source of income for many Native Americans in the United States is casinos on the rez. The latter in honor of Deb Haaland, Americas first Native American secretary of the Department of the Interior.
The head of the CIA had a meeting with the president at slots and slobs this morning.
by sdneachdude December 17, 2020
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Dork slot

(1990’s prison slang)
Someone who is dumb bitch. Typically used as a derogatory term, same as calling them a bitch.
“Touch my dick one more time and I’ll smack the shit out of you dork slot”
by 90’s nigga November 11, 2020
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Slot Machining

Slot Machining, also known as Dick Cracking, is when the male genitals are pushed down in a certain way causing a ligament "crack" sound and forces the penis to bounce back up like a Slot Machine lever.

Slot Machining feels good, try it.
"Dude, I was having sex last night with Lyndrid and I got Slot Machined!"
"What the fuck is Slot Machining"
"Yk when your dick cracks and bounces back up."
"You're fucking weird, dude."
by syphs January 8, 2023
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Slotted spoon

When you finger a girl with your 4 fingers and she squirts and it drips in between your fingers as you take your hand out.
I was with Valarie last night and I gave her the slotted spoon. She didn’t know what hit her.
by MobyRichard December 19, 2023
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Dumpster Rubbing Her Slot

Describes the female act of manual, clitoral stimulation, presumably to climax. Usually conducted unaided but can be enjoyed with the assistance of a trusted partner.
Check out this video of a hot chick "dumpster rubbing her slot all alone"!!!
by ZaphodBeeblebrøx September 18, 2022
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Slot

Sexual act of debauchery in which someone is completely and utterly defiled in the utmost filthy manner by Top Alpha Harry. Once slotted, they’re classified as a power bottom.
THE PITY SLOT.

Ed: “Do I dazzle you?”

Top Alpha Harry: He was begging for the magical D so Harry gave it to him. He gave it to him at vampire speed. Sparkle vampire didn’t stand a chance.

Alpha Harry left him limping for a week but the Cullen guy was eternally grateful for his slot. If all went well, he’d soon be pegent.
by Peacher Is My Bicn ok September 24, 2020
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