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The Screaming Mermaid

When you are banging your girl in the shower, and right before she orgasms, you hit her in the head with a can of tuna. Preferably the four-pack. “You wanted to know what a #ScreamingMermaid was right??!!
My girl begged me to tell her what “The Screaming Mermaid” was, so I banged her in the shower, and before she came, I hit her in the head with a can of tuna. She was so bewildered, she didn’t even ask me why Tuna was in the shower in the first place.
by Nadasurfer October 23, 2019
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Shit Screaming

Shit Screaming is screaming while pooping because pooping hurts you.
Nobody likes receiving a video of their grandma Shit Screaming. Give the poor gal some pepto!
by Kimmantha September 3, 2017
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Scream cut

Scream cut is when you put a lot of after-shave in your hand and then you smack it in the face of your friend when he has just shaved his beard.
Example of Scream cut

Carl: *just shaved his beard*
Oliver: *smacks Carl in the face with aftershave*
Carl: *screams of pain*
by Dawxace November 26, 2020
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Screaming seagull

The screaming seagull is when a man and a woman are having sex on the beach then the man pulls his penis out suddenly and dips it into the sand before putting it back into her therefore making her scream like a seagull.
I gave my mother in law a screaming seagull at the family reunion.
by Charlie the Angel February 9, 2017
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inexternally screaming

A state of internally and externally screaming, mainly associated with fangirling or extreme rage.
As soon as I saw the poster of my favorite character, I started inexternally screaming.
by Psychotic_dweeb July 7, 2017
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Screaming Johnson

A man who catches a std and his johnson feels on fire. They call it the screaming johnson!
Man poor Joey got a bad case of the screaming johnson!
by Bigracks37 July 2, 2023
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screaming lemur

At the end of banging out your partner, you pull out and jerk it into their ear while screaming like an angry monkey.
"Dude my wife pissed me off so much yesterday I gave her the old screaming lemur."
by Poondiggity420 March 11, 2017
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