A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.
by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014
Get the Cumbernauld Sausagemug. A Hooker Sausage is when a whore is so skanky and worn that her vagina has prolapsed into a sausage like organ
by Your Alcoholic Stepdad June 27, 2017
Get the hooker sausagemug. Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.
Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.
by The turd abibes March 21, 2018
Get the Mossy Sausagemug. by Kyle Rokehh January 12, 2011
Get the Sausage Portalmug. Bro, I was never circumcised when I was young, so my fore-skin is wrapping around my penis like a sausage wrap.
wrap.
wrap.
by JayForRunner April 8, 2021
Get the Sausage Wrapmug. by Fabio September 23, 2004
Get the Sausage Weemug. by Skinny of the legends May 7, 2020
Get the Cocktail sausagemug.