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looking peared

saying someone isnt particularly attractive and looks lke god did something wroung while making them
'DAMN!! That girl is looking peared!'
meaning 'that girl is sooo goddam ugly'
by Donkid January 21, 2009
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Pear shaped

An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.
The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021
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sexy pear

person 1: Did you see the sexy pear?
person 2: fuck yeah dude, made me act up
by Potato 737477 September 1, 2021
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pear

by H00ps2K June 2, 2025
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Alligator pear

The legendary creature that is a cross between an alligator and a pear, legends say that it walks the earth destroying everything in its path.

It is also another name for avocado.
A:the alligator pear has arrived! we are all going to die!
B:What the fuck are you talking about? It's just an avocado
by ZIMBABUE April 25, 2024
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Crushing the Pear

When you bang someone so hard that they can't walk afterwards
by MaroonBlanket August 30, 2016
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dis pear

A Smash Bros/Final Fantasy pun. Sephiroth, who is the 9th DLC fighter in SSBU and comes from Final Fantasy series, is supposed to say "despair" but it sounds like "dis pear" (or "this pear")
Sephiroth: Shall I give you dis pear?
by amogusamoguseverywhere June 11, 2021
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