Winter Onions

Winter Onions are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.

My winter onions are like a tanned piece of leather. It’s cold. I’ve never felt them so taut.

by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018

sitting on an onion

verb-letting out a series of silent and stinky farts without admitting to them.

Did you smell Kori at dinner?
Yeah she must have been sitting on an onion.

by FrankM September 20, 2007

Onion Grass

The best kind of grass out there. It smells of onion. And makes an awesome Halloween costume. And Christmas. Also, Goes nice with pineapple sented candle. But, I would recommend just buying an onion grass pineapple candle.

"Dude, Did you see that blade of Onion Grass costume?! It was amazing!"

by Thebeatles24 October 26, 2012

cuttin' onions

An excuse a man uses when he crys due to a movie.

Kate: Jack, were you crying during A Walk to Remember?

Jack: No way, someone must have been cuttin' onions in there.

by Sethward March 20, 2008

hitting the onion

Going on the deep web through then onion and looking through what society has become

Are you hitting the onion later?

by Professor onion January 4, 2018

Onion test

A determination of whether a headline, in particular a ridiculous-sounding headline, would look out of place if reported by the comedy newspaper The Onion, which is known for 'reporting' fictional news stories frequently of the satirical or ridiculous variety.

"SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY"? I don't think that passes the Onion test.

by Kaydiv April 21, 2011

Onion Bowl

That little, round, brown earthenware bowl you keep in the fridge so that, on occasion, you can take it out and plunge your balls in it to cool down.

Man, Greg was so bummed his air con was broken until he remembered he had the onion bowl. That cooled him right now down.

by Mr Flaps January 8, 2017