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Jason

A man who's extremely good in bed.

You're lucky if you ever become a cuckold to one of these type of guys.

adam22's wife cucked him with a Jason
I met this Jason last night. We had sex for 2hrs.
by spaceaidsmonkey July 21, 2023
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A man in love with a much older woman. He is very into watching Amish oil changes.
Jason is a sexual deviant for his love of amish oilchanges.
by TheOneWhoKnockz July 24, 2023
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a term used for fat ugly and unattractive people, they tend to try to be funny but in reality they are stuck in 2017 doing outdated things to gain “Attention
by daddypauldrake July 18, 2022
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A very handsome person who plays the drums and guitar.
Many girls like him but he can't take his eyes off that one girl.
He is hopelessly romantic and believes in soulmates.
He likes to keep things private, because people tend to destroy beautiful things.
He is supportive and always finds a way to make you smile.
Jason is such a sweetheart!!
Everyone needs a Jason in their life!!!
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Person A: Whoa that person is so cool? Does he have a girlfriend?
Person B: Idk man- That's Jason. He likes to keep things private..but I heard he likes someone.
Person A: Oh I see-
by rainy slut July 24, 2022
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A "Jason" dive is a term popularized by scuba divers in the Monterey Bay area. This neologism was coined by a dive shop manager in response to one of his employee's habit of completing only one scuba dive during an outing, even though the typical practice is to complete two scuba dives (a two tank dive).

Over the past year the term has caught on with local dive clubs, who announce single dive events as a "Jason." Some have interpreted it to mean cancelling a planned second dive, though it more appropriately refers to a planned single dive.
Diver A: Wanted to do a two tank dive, but I am going to have to pull a Jason today.

Diver B: That sucks.
by AJM85 June 28, 2012
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JASON

JASON: TO MURDER SOME BODY AND HIDE THEIR BODY IN THE BUSHES..
by nubeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 21, 2010
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The hardest flexer ever with the smallest peen out there. The girls are hard gold diggers but they don't realize what's underneath. Once they find out, they'll wish they knew before.
Girl 1: OMG it's Jason he's so rich!!!
Girl 2: ugh, have you seen his peen? It's so small, you can't even see it with a micro-scope!
Girl 1: oh, I wish I knew before.
by UrTheShow April 16, 2019
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