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The Fitness Gram Pacer Test

a running capability test usually used on children to test their ability to run. this was especially common in elementary schools in the early 2000s to 2015, however, its recently fell out of fashion in some schools, due to children now being special little fucking snowflakes who cant run for their life.

this was also referred to as a torture method for 2nd and 5th graders, as the test is timed for every lap (running from point A, to point B back to point A), and this time limit goes up faster. most crotch goblins cant get past lap 5-7
"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start."

or

Mike: "holy shit, i just finished the fitness gram pacer test"
Bryan: "damn, i only could make it to lap 5 before i passed out"
by Zer0Rebel4 November 9, 2020
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Grower's Grams

Similar to "Bakers Dozen" except with cannabis.
There are officially 454 grams in a pound, however ounces are sold as 28grams of weed. 16 ounces are sold as a pound. This leaves 6 grams to be enjoyed by the grower and trim crew.
"Alright. Just finished trimming a pound of Purple Urkle. There's 16 jars for the shelf, and I'll be taking my Grower's Grams home to enjoy"
by Shawnsemillia February 7, 2025
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Andew Gram

Definition :Means that he likes to get cooked to rammed and go to male gay orgies where he gets his asshole pillaged buy cracked out men.
Andew gram

are you alright your walking really strange
Yeah mate im ok i just got my asshole thrashed last night
by Certifryedmethhead September 5, 2019
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the daily gram

A substance one consumes in rather small amounts on an absolute daily basis; from caffeine to cocaine... not that they're addicted or anything...
the daily gram:
garlic bread
chocolate
caffeine
Tide Pods
weed
cocaine
by lkajsdfiwemca May 12, 2018
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Gram Cracker

Yes, She is my gram cracker.
by Christopher Ferry May 12, 2019
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gram hero

Someone seeking “likes”, attention, and/or affirmation by commenting or posting trendy social justice content on social media platforms, specifically instagram, and often on content that is completely irrelevant to wherever the hero is trying to steer the conversation.
Random person: “Here’s a picture of my dog.”
Gram hero: “Trump is a dog, amiright? Someone please like me.”
by CrèmeDream June 22, 2020
mugGet the gram heromug.

gram

by Cody5050 January 27, 2021
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