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Fairy figging

When you want to get figged but you don't have a ginger root, so you have your partner dip your but plug in ground ginger. You can also make a game of it and blow ginger powder in each other's anuses instead.
We didn't have time to go shopping for ginger root, so we did some fairy figging instead.
by Maddie_In_Rope January 20, 2024
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Fig Newton

A FIG is a pear shaped fruit with sweet dark flesh and many seeds. NEWTON, John is the man who wrote Amazing Grace. Do your research. Quit being so ignorant. John Newton was a proclaimed Christian after being a captain of slave ships. I won't go into history of him becoming a slave...etc...etc... you need to do it. Rise above ignorance. It is not just black and white. It is more than that. Pick up a BOOK and pass the DROW.
by Gentile22,, July 19, 2016
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The Fig

Outfit composed of sweatpants and a polo
Newtons swagged out in the Fig ,maan!
by I_am_Camry July 14, 2023
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Fig

a little nonce that needs to be clarted
that lanky bloke over there's an absolute fig
by Gucciflexbape March 12, 2021
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sugar fig

When a girl puts something sweet, like chocolate or caramel sauce, on your dick before giving you a blow job.
"Dude, Jessica gave me such a great sugar fig last night"
by DickJockey99 January 31, 2014
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Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.
"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024
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