Desk Pop

When you accidentally/prematurely shoot your load during sex.
Sex with Amy was great, but I had a desk pop and now she won't text me back.
by dp4vp April 20, 2018
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A riddle. From the Lewis Carroll classic, Alice In Wonderland. Carroll himself said "the riddle has no answer, unless it does. But it doesn't, however it might." the riddle is unsolved, except in China. They know everthing. It is often used to confuse or befuddle a friend.
Adam:"So why is a raven like a writing desk?"

Charles: O.o
by Almost Alice June 06, 2010
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Desk-fat

The weight one gains by moving from a fast paced job to a sedentary position working in an office; brought on by indulging in delectable sweets and copious amounts of coffee out of boredom
Kenneth: Whoa Lindsey!! What the hell happened to you?!?
Lindsey: what do you mean?!?
Kenneth: Ever since they put you in your own office, you done gained all kinds of Desk-fat!
by #NoDreamTooSmall June 25, 2021
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DESK-TROLLIN

Desk-trollin (v) when sitting at your desk, your Significant Other gets on her knees under your desk and starts to suck you off.
Dude last night I was playing call of duty on my computer and my girlfriend got under my desk and started Desk-Trollin me. Its my new favorite
by AustinDee March 27, 2022
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DESK-TROLLIN

Desk trollin (v) when you sit at your desk and play on your pc, your significant other goes under your desk to give you head while you play.
Dude I was playing Vanguard last night and my girlfriend surprised me with some desk-trollin. It was amazing
by AustinDee March 27, 2022
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desk bitch

n. a female who's taken advantage of by using her back to write letters on.
Hey, Jenny...come over here. I need you to be my desk bitch, so I can write some letters.
by ThatWillBeTheDay June 23, 2024
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Desk boy

Someone who post pictures of his desk (often referred to as his "Battle station") every day.
Person A: Jake just posted 5 new pics of his new widescreen monitor again.
Person B: A I guess he's a desk boy.
by loteoo November 11, 2020
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