Dalton Long

A form of obesity

Wow I feel bad for his girl. She must be smothered because he’s a Dalton Long.

by Aperzon November 12, 2019

Dalton

The worst boyfriend possible, he's gay and has a different boyfriend every week but somehow still manages to be lonely. Can find hookups himself so he forces his friends to find pedos for him to hookup with instead. He's convinced hes in love with every guy he meets after one day, especially guys named Matt, aka lawyer boy.

Uh-oh here comes Dalton, hes probably gonna make his friend ask if im gay.

by awwshizzz May 16, 2022

Dalton

Dalton Is an amazing person. She is also drop dead gorgeous. She is one of best people ever. She is an amazing best friend and she gives great advice and is super sweet and pretty . If you have a dalton never let her go

Daltons the best

by Love 8272933443 February 5, 2020

Dalton

A guy who only wants to be with men.

Dalton: Is that a guy, I think I'm getting turned on!

by Dolts April 26, 2022

Dalton

Literally a fat piece of shit.

Dalton: Hey Guys!
Me: Shut your stupid fat fucking mouth, go on a diet already

Dalton: :(

by Daltons Friend October 8, 2020

Dalton

He's the dumbest person in the world.

Dalton is the ugly guy in the world.

by Wilson5 October 18, 2020

Street Fighter Alpha Dalton

That guy jerked off to Road House and Vin Diesel movies, thinking he would become Dalton or Dominick Toretto if he did it long enough. Really he wasn't even a cooler, a street racer, or a street fighter character, he was just some drunk bald dude that thought he was hitting somebody harder than he really was.

Street Fighter Alpha Dalton had a score to settle.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021