Austin

Austin:

1. Talks like a retard
2. Thinks hes hot shit, but he really isnt.
3. He thinks he is cool but he isnt.

4. He thinks he can have any girl in the world but that is a total fucking lie.

He is the biggest tool in the entire world. Not to mention his respect for women is shit.
He is super ugly, and has a horrible personality.

He isnt funny although he thinks he is. & he has a chode.(:

Have fun being a dickhole Austin.

Ryan: Who was that dude you were hanging out with?
Extremely Hot Chicks: Hanging out? Dude we were booking it, that guy's an AUSTIN.
Ryan: HOLY FUCKING EWWWW.

by FunWithSphincters October 02, 2011

Austin

a person who is secretly hated by his closest friends and has no idea. he plays the trumpet but sucks at it. he is left out all the time by his friends and tries to flirt with girls but it doesnt work.

hi, my name is austin.

by lalalala23 June 13, 2011

austin

A hyperbole that hovers on a flatulent cloud of self-importance…not a real place.

Of course I'm busy. I live in Austin. I have band practice in five hours.

by anjali gupta March 28, 2007

austin

cumbutt

Austin: Hey cumbutt.. how's that Palsy working out for ya?

by YourGirlfriendKatie February 03, 2010

Austin

A total dumbass, Smartass, and hott ass guy! who's bestfreind is thor.

Even though he's a dumbass I still wish I was still going out with Austin

by Tinyness March 13, 2012

Austin

A person with unusually red hair. Most likely a skinny nerd who just plain sucks at life. He probably won't be able to see this entry because he mispells his name so much.

Man...ever since you dyed your hair red, became anorexic, started sucking at life, and mispelled your name uncontrollably, you've become such an Austin.

by Lolz...PWN3D September 09, 2006

Austin

a douchebag who thinks he's cool and that he is "batman"
he is just a loser with a big head and huge undeserved ego

Austin is such a dick face

by rykas0 December 27, 2009