Yapping Yoda

A person who attempts great wisdom by yelling and yapping nonsense. Thinking that the speed and over emoting will make others listen.

I was watching this YAPPING YODA on news today, and it was so loud and crazy that I wondered how this person was reporting anything!

by Major Thomas Randle February 16, 2019

Toy Yoda

A misspelled version of a Japanese car manufacturer Toyota.

Me: Mom, can we have toy Yoda at home?
Mom: No, we have toy Yoda at home.
Toy Yoda at home:

by TheRefix August 08, 2023

Yoda CBT

If God Created CBT then who created CBME?

Can your you ever be redeemed by Yoda CBT or will you fail?

by TentacleSama May 11, 2023

Yoda attempt

A small, cloaked imposter most noted for his role as He-Man’s homie.

“Babe, that guy was just a total Yoda attempt.”

by Grayskull February 08, 2019

Beefy Yoda

When one male tucks his penis in between his thighs while hard and proceeds to fuck his partner backwards such as Yoda speaks.

My girl wants me to give her a Beefy Yoda, but I'm not sure my shits long enough.

by Siamese Fighting Fish September 15, 2019

Walter Yoda

Walter Yoda, is a cool, funny, and considerate being. Walter Yoda is green. He is the best bf, and very supportive. He is a good friend and has a kind heart. Sometimes he acts edgy, but deep down we all know he is a teddy bear.

"Walter Yoda is a cool human"

by Birb-Yayy April 09, 2021

Yoda Rant

A long, philosophical rant of advice, usually about emotions, feelings, or life events, given by someone who is usually deep and wise, like Yoda from Star Wars.

I asked her for relationship advice and she went off on this whole Yoda Rant about the true meaning of love and all that stuff.

by Otternugget ;D March 12, 2013