Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations
Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"
by Pitt 3rd floor June 7, 2009
Get the Bumpin the Toadmug. The sexual act of placing pickle juice in your lovers bunghole and then spraying it on you then shit spraying you
by Toadman 420 June 27, 2021
Get the dirty toadmug. Short for "Totally Retarded". Used to describe something that is inexplicably stupid, pointless, or nonsensical.
Diego: Dude this is toads re! I can't believe the cops came and busted up another one of my parties.
Jillian: Dudes, Johnson just assigned us three essays in one class. Hella re.
Everyone else: Toads!
Jillian: Dudes, Johnson just assigned us three essays in one class. Hella re.
Everyone else: Toads!
by The Executive Council August 14, 2008
Get the Toads Remug. 
When a person with a really long tongue performs oral sex in a manner much like a toad eating a fly.
" I just got toad head from Gene Simmons. Best and weirdest experience of my life"
"Gene Simmons is gay?"
"Gene Simmons is gay?"
by Pho Kyu December 4, 2017
Get the Toad Headmug. An individual who pretends to be somebody different for personal benefit, primarily for sexual favours or financial gain.
Elvis used his parents against each other for more pocket money, also pretending to the girls in the club to be a regular charity worker so they would end up sucking his cock at the end of the night, what an absolute slimey toad.
by HotshotIC July 30, 2018
Get the slimey toadmug. by lostprophet1900 June 9, 2017
Get the Toad Nipplesmug.