Schmoog Sesh

a verb, used to describe the act of cuddling, which typically leads to a sexual acts. This word is commonly used between couples that are dating, hooking up, using one another, or just friends with benefits.

It can also act as a verb for friends or close friends, to describe an intimate time. Much like cuddling, spooning, or anything else done in a comfortable way.
Babe, do you just want to SCHMOOG all morning instead of going to class?!

After losing the basketball game, Brad decided to forgo the bars and enjoy a schmoog sesh with his bff, Jill.
by Dat Kat January 26, 2011
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stomp sesh

lets go have a stomp sesh on those faggots over there
by matt jones March 24, 2008
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after sesh

when you are your high as hell and your done smoking weed

you have a cigarette right after to intensify your buzz

the ultimate end to a sesh
yo bra, put down the bong and lets hit up an after sesh
by trav-s September 21, 2007
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Sesh Talk

Use of any stupid words like bouge, dank, or wackums to impress people(girls).
The girls were fly until James started using Sesh talk and scared them away. They thought he was a dumbass.
by Cocomo April 3, 2005
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love-sesh

love-sesh: Noun, verb;

1. When two people of mutual interest arrange a time and place where a love occurs at various intervals. Sessions may last 1-10 hours.

2. To engage in the act of having a love-sesh
Addy and I will have a massive love-sesh this weekend.

An orgie?

No dude, a love-sesh. Look it up.
by Mr.Buttins October 8, 2009
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Jack Sesh

A planned masturbation session, usually referring to "jacking off." The planning part is what makes a jack sesh different than simply masturbating.

Quick Jack Sesh guide:
1)Mise En Place!- Have lube, paper towels (enough for both catching semen and wiping hands so that you can continue to search for porn/switch videos without getting your keyboard all sticky) and a small plastic bag near by.
2)Make sure you have plenty of time and space. Enough time and space to jack as hard and loud as you want with moderate to loud pornography without head phones. This is important, as headphones detract from the overall masturbation experience. This means each room must be searched to ensure that absolutely nobody is in your dwelling, and you must know when people will be returning. Even if you live in a place where nobody cares if you loudly masturbate, this rule must be followed. A Jack Sesh is a holy, personal experience. A Jack Sesh must not be tainted with the presence of another person.
3) Take your time. Enjoy your Jack Sesh. Go slow at first. Find a hot video, one with a bit of a kinky story. Give yourself at least 30 minutes before you go to your go-to video and blow a massive load.
I can't wait to have a Sunday morning Jack Sesh while everyone else is at church.
by Weeaboo_Starshine March 9, 2018
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Kill sesh

when you completely and utterly noob pwn everyone in Halo 3.
Mike: you wanna play some Halo 3?

Christian: yeah im down for a kill sesh.
by Mack Mayne April 30, 2009
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