by RowdyNun September 26, 2021

Noun: Sex Act:
When a man cums into a raven-haired woman's mane and spreads it out with his hands so that it resembles a nun's habit. Note: the unfortunate recipient must have longer than shoulder-length hair. Dyed is preferred, especially if she just had her roots did.
When a man cums into a raven-haired woman's mane and spreads it out with his hands so that it resembles a nun's habit. Note: the unfortunate recipient must have longer than shoulder-length hair. Dyed is preferred, especially if she just had her roots did.
I totally just gave Selma Hayek a Crumby Nun. I mean, she was definitely starving for work. No, I'm not less of a man for having sexual fantasies about the Flying Nun!
by Mr. Kowalski's sexplorium April 10, 2017

Guy: I think we should, take things to the next level don't you?
Girl: Ahhh intimacy!
Guy: God you're such a fridge-nun!
Girl: Ahhh intimacy!
Guy: God you're such a fridge-nun!
by Peach Pips October 30, 2012

Stina: How weird was it when they scolded me for having my period.
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!
by anitsanil November 28, 2017

The name given to asparagus, as it was rumoured that nuns sat on the spears during harvest for a giddy little thrill.
by Dag. December 29, 2015

To be in love with Jael
by Jmonkey184 July 5, 2022

by Coop Dupe November 24, 2020
